"they/them/theirs" because i have never and will never fully relate to any gender and it seems "they/them/theirs" are the most commonly used pronouns for that type of mentality

when i was very young i liked lying and using "he/him" so straight girls and gay guys would get an e-crush on me and i liked lying about using "she/her" so straight guys would get an e-crush on me too in the garbage MMORPGs i would play

eventually being perceived as using "he/him" pronouns would get me bullied and "she/her" pronouns would cause others to treat me with immense condescension so i kept wishing there were a neutral alternative. it was a nice surprise when people started to use neutral gender pronoun more often