𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚎 · 11 answers · 1d
A query that happens to fall, rather curiously if I do say so myself, upon this particular day and no time else: Would you rather be able to shapeshift into any animal or being of your choosing, or eat some sphagetti. really good sphagetti. like realllyyyyyyyy good. and free. uh. it's amazing guys.
Well then, good sir, what an inquisitive taste of curiosities you have stored within that thoughtful mind of yours. For such a kindly posed question, I feel quite obliged to provide an answer. I fear it would not be in pursuit of spaghetti, for such a dish like that does not particularly delight my palate. Instead, I would turn my amusement into pure enjoyment by transforming into a rather plump little raccoon and, with great mischief and enthusiasm, proceed to terrorize you in the manner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
