What's ur favorite part about DnD?
Probably the random insane bullshit lore that was likely added bc someone did something crazy. The first vampire was literally some guy who got so geeked over his brother marrying a woman he liked that he turned into a vampire (over simplification but still) and that’s why true vampires are Like That bc the curse started with incel supreme. There’s a good (and more importantly non paranoid) beholder whose name is Large Luigi and he runs a bar. Going to the positive energy plane without wards turns you into a giant tumor filled mess. There’s squid people (mind flayers) who eat brains and somehow fucked up so badly that there’s fish people who can create gods. Sapphire dragons are the time police. Tiefling breast milk tastes like cinnamon. There’s an elemental plane of salt.(It’s very dry.) White Dragons are hyped up to be basically animals until you look at the statblock and find out that they’re like animals to other dragons… they have like 8 int which sounds bad but 9 and 10 are supposed to be average. There is a being that is so evil that reality itself covers it with a white sheet (Pale Night) There are hippo people with guns (giff) Bane aura farming by only dropping to one knee at Ao the overgod when all the other gods were forced on both (I don’t even like Bane I just hate Ao.) Male deep gnomes are all bald for some mysterious reason (my dad’s theory is that they’re on roids.) This is a reasonable amount of stuff, right?
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