HELP ME probably "i hate my dick" 😭😭😭

technically three different messages but:
“ehehehe”
“HEHEHEHEHE”
“LOOOL”
it was in response to me getting the discord wordle thing on the second try, while my friend failed all of his…

In here or just in general?

‘Heh… kitten… don’t stress mommy right now… she’s busy…. Shhhh…. caresses with toe’ BAHAHAHA, she kept texting me while i was locked in studying, it’s not my fault chat

…idk. i’ll let my friends answer this heh

I can’t think and this probably isn’t funny but.. “ok someone needs to humble you because you’re not it”

Probably this
"Everytime I see that bastards face i want to acquaint it intimately with a rectangular object used in housing construction on a repetitive basis" because my friend and I were talking about toxic BL ML's and that dude from Jinx pisses me off so bad

i have no idea, guys what's the funniest text i've sent? 🥹 maybe "i'll be there in spirit when you impregnate him"

“dont finger my butt until youve fingered my heart” …… </3

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