mysdeery user · 26d

Hey sorry if your ass hurts this morning I had a dream that we were dating and walking around town together and I smacked your ass as hard as humanly possible, twice. Which to be fair you had a cute butt and also made extremely funny noises when I did

any indignity i could summon here is overshadowed by respect and humility. i do think my butt is pretty cute and i probably would make some good noises if you smacked it as hard as humanly possible in public. also, twice? god damn 🤝

@Cervinephoenix
Phoenix · 26d

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